Water Freedom
Tap Water Reality
"Nothing says freedom like having to boil our tap water while oil companies use millions of liters for free"
Call Rebecca Schulz, Minister of Environment and Protected Areas Email Minister of Environment
Call Jason Nixon, Minister of Seniors, Community and Social Services Email Minister of Seniors and Community Services
Why Should Water Be Free?
Because somehow we've arrived at a point where bottled water costs more than gas. Revolutionary concept: maybe the thing we literally need to survive shouldn't come with a price tag?
Our Current "Freedom" System
The Alberta Water Experience
- We check our water advisories
- We buy bottled water
- We ignore the plastic waste
- We watch rivers get polluted
- We buy more bottled water
- We pretend this is normal
What Real Water Freedom Looks Like
- Clean tap water (yes, even in Indigenous communities)
- Protected watersheds (not just profit watersheds)
- Public water fountains (that work in winter)
- Maintained infrastructure (pipes shouldn't be optional)
- Water conservation programs (because droughts are real)
But What About Water Rights?!
Plot Twist
Nobody's saying we can't use water. We're just suggesting that maybe corporations shouldn't get it for free while communities have to boil theirs.
The Economic Freedom Argument
When we have clean, free water: - Public health improves - Local businesses thrive - Communities grow - We save billions on bottled water - Our environment thanks us
What We're Missing
- Universal clean water access
- Modern water treatment
- Protected aquifers
- Water conservation education
- Fair water distribution
Pro Freedom Tip
If we think free clean water is radical, remember that corporations get millions of liters for pennies while charging us $2.50 for 500ml.
The Real Cost of Our Water Crisis
Our current system costs us: - $300/year in bottled water - Countless boil water advisories - Environmental degradation - Public health issues - Our basic human dignity
The Better Way
Imagine if we had: - Clean tap water everywhere - Protected water sources - Modern infrastructure - Fair distribution - Actual conservation policies
Reality Check
Our freedom to choose between different brands of bottled water isn't actually freedom - it's just expensive submission to corporate water control.
The Bottom Line
Water freedom means having access to clean, safe water without having to mortgage our future or destroy our environment. It means understanding that water is a human right, not a commodity to be bought and sold.
Let's Get Moving
Ready to flow toward real freedom? Let's share this with our fellow Albertans - especially those who think pristine water is just for premium subscribers.
